Accountant Rap

Originally Posted: July 13, 2007

Current mood:awake

I think the reason I have a bad relationship with rap music is that I don't know how to relate to most of the topics. I've never busted a cap, or pimped out my bitches or any other generic/over used rap topic. I could probably enjoy it more if it pertained to my career choice. I've decided to alter some rap songs to suite my lifestyle. These are what I have thought of so far this morning... and I'm hoping to get some full songs out at some point in time.

"toy soldier (50 cent)" - "bookkeeper soldier": 'you wanna check that tax?! Ima check that tax! you don't wanna mess with my book keepersoldier... cause when its on its on until your audit is over! you dont wanna mess with my book keepersoldiers!

"poppin' my collar (three 6 mafia)" - "buttonin' my collar": I've been buttonin' buttonin' ... buttonin' buttonin'... Ever since I started workin' I've been buttonin' my collar...

Ok... they have not been perfected, but I think I am on to something here. More to come... (hopefully)