Super Dogs

Originally Posted: October 23, 2008

It is roughly 3am, and I have just made it back to my apartment. Normally I would go directly to sleep but I feel it necessary to get the word out immediately for fear that I may be found out overnight and killed in my sleep.

Attention all,

Super Dogs are roaming the streets of Mobile, AL. They may seem to be normal dogs at first glance but let me assure you... they are incredibly intelligent and I can only assume are planning to take over the southern most part of Mobile and possibly Baldwin county.

These dogs, as of tonight, have mastered the art of the crosswalk... which I personally witnessed on the way home after 3 hours of watching "The Office:Season Four?" on DVD. At a red light that will not be mentioned, for the purpose of protecting myself from rabis and other such k9 diseases, A mass of dogs which amounts to roughly 7) were crossing the street just before the light turned red. At that exact moment, two dogs on the corner stopped, waited for traffic to pass and then continued across the street.

"PURE COINCIDENCE" you may say to yourself... in such a smug way... while sipping your whine and eating your fancy cheeses. NAY, I tell you good sir. These dogs were totally aware of their surroundings and an air of mischief was upon them. Beware for the era of the Super Dog is upon us! Tis a cursed fortnight... and I am ... obviously still drunk...

I'm going to bed... but those dogs were smart as hell... you should have seen them. It was very impressive.