Current mood:
hungover
All new computers should come with built in breathalyzers that operationally kick in at roughly 9pm each evening.hungoverThe device should prohibit all postings to social networking sites and disallow the use of credit card information.
The reasoning: Only when drunk does one think a toaster oven welded to a clothes iron sound like a good Ebay purchase. "Wow! Imagine all the time I could save each morning". Worse than terrible purchases is the fact that you think every girl you know wants to hear how once you had an involuntary enema while water skiing. Guess what chief... they don't.
This is the start of my petition to Dell to get the ball rolling on this idea:
Sign Below:
Adam McKelroy
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