Monday, March 21, 2011

The Christmas List / Rant

Originally Posted: December 7, 2006

The 5 main reasons I absolutely hate the holiday season:

5. It is so Fcking Cold

4. Everyone turns into a heartless, selfish shell of themselves

3. Annoying repetative seasonal music

2. The endless amount of commercials pushing pointless consumer products on you disguised as a joyful way to show your family how much you love them yet miss the point of the holiday completely. (corporate christmas)

1. Holiday Traffic. When it takes me 2 hours to go grab a chik-fil-a sandwich from down the street b/c you cant wait to get hoolahoop elmo... or whatever the hell is popular this year, for your 3 year old... i start to think that blowing up your car isn't such a bad idea.

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