Tuesday, March 22, 2011

What?!

Originally Posted: September 19, 2007


Current mood:bitchy
What the hell is going on in this country? Has law enforcement in general lost it's damn mind?
A student in Florida is tasered for asking questions to a civil servant and a 70 year old woman in Utah is arrested for not watering her yard! Are you fucking kidding me?
OJ Simpson murdered his ex-wife while "in such poor physical shape that he could not have done it"... and is now on tape having raided a hotel room to steal sports memorabilia... and chances are he will get another slap on the wrist. Meanwhile, someone's grandmother is in jail for baking cookies instead of setting the timer on her sprinkler system.
Absolutely amazing.

Also amazing is the number of erection related commercials recently. Viva Viagra? Viva discression would be nice. I don't want to hear about your inability to get wood... thanks for sharing though.
Still on the topic of commercials, why are suspense novels being advertised on television. "Experience the excitement... the intrigue... the suspense.... of Writey McNotimportant's new novel". If the story is so good... I would be in the middle of watching it on television, not hearing about it in a commercial. Keep your nonsense advertisements where they belong... in the window of a barnes and noble.

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