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I stole this off Taylor Norton's Facebook Profile:amusedA blonde called her boyfriend and said," Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde replied, " According to the pcture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides go go over and help with the puzzle. Upon arrival she lets him in and shows him to where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, " First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then... let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
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