Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Top 5 Reasons I Hate Grelot Road

Originally Posted: August 28, 2008

5. Grelot has been mispronounced so often, that people will correct you with the incorrect pronunciation. IT'S FRENCH!
4. Morning Traffic, specifically the right lane on my way to work. I would include people taking their kids to school, but that's normal. What really gets me is the 6,000 people turning into the west mobile public library at 7:30 in the morning. WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?!? Seriously, this place has more visitors than a Wal-Mart super center on a daily basis and I'm starting to think it's a secret CIA facility.
3. The Little Caesars employees that hold the "Ready Now, $5" sign on the sidewalk during lunch. I don't dislike it because they are doing their job or because the company is advertising... I dislike it because they wave the sign around with enthousiasm. Why are you so happy? Your happiness at work makes me sick! Stop it.
2. 'The Mug' coffee shop/deli. Once a church, now a coffee shop. I've noticed that it has either 3 loyal customers, or 3 employees. Either way... I have no idea how this oversized failure of a business has lasted so long. Does a church still own the land and feel sorry for the business? Are they free of taxes? I'm confused, and that makes me mad.
1. The Motorcycle. This guy has flown between me an another car twice now just so he can pull into his apartment complex one light up the road. I care nothing for this person's safety b/c obviously they are not very concerned. I AM concerned, however, for the safety of myself and the condition of my car. I am very seriously considering swirving into him if he tries it again. It may mess up my car... but I will feel a lot better about teaching another person a very valuable lesson on personal safety.

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