Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Blame it on my youth

Originally Posted: October 27, 2008

1) I would like to apologize to all Alabama drivers of the past for the use of my sub woofers. That shit is SO ANNOYING! Why I ever thought it was cool is a mystery. I don't want to hear the base of your GD retarded rap song. Turn that shit off. I like my music with the original vacancy of trunk rattle.

2) Ladies, please take out your nose rings. They are disgusting. The small, single diamond stud whatever the hell it is isn't so terrible... but the ring... give it up. You might as well have a metal chain connecting it to your wallet. It looks awful.
This also goes for tongue jewelry. It was cool in the 90s, but as we all well know... the 90s was a mistake... ... ALL OF IT.

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