Originally Posted: April 27, 2007
A. Concerning web ads, that blonde match.com, "its not ok to stare" chick is NOT ATTRACTIVE... and I wish she would stop trying to look sexy... it makes me nauseous.
2. Have you ever had an inner dialogue in which you had no idea what one of the voices in your head was talking about?? I found it quite wierd... like crazy person wierd. I was in the shower and started washing my hair, still not entirely awake and I started wondering if I had already washed my hair. This is when I began my inner dialogue. Well... one voice said, "have I already washed my hair?".. and the second quickly said, "I don't know... I just got here". WTF!? I stood there for a while trying to figure out what the hell that meant. Just got there?
I'm assuming that since i was still half asleep I was more receptive to my subconscious... and my conciousness was just "waking up" or something... ... I know that sounds retarded... but its the only way it makes me feel like I'm not losing it.
Any phsycologists out there have any suggestions.
iii. A couple days before the voice thing... I was conversing with myself about the Euro... because foreign currency is such an exciting topic. (again... this was in the shower) And I started wondering what would be printed on a world wide currency... different pictures of the globe? Ice caps maybe? Clouds and flowers? B/c you wouldn't want to offend or over expose any nation on a bill... maybe put ghondi and mother therisa on the 50 and 100 respectively. ANYWAY. (im trying to show you my thought process) From that I figured the Americas would have to have some universal currency first before there was a world currency. while thinking about how hard that would be... I thought about how 99% of the time... I don't remember that Canada even exists. How do people live there... why do people live there? Canada is like the really quiet neighbor next door... the outside of the house hasn't been painted in a while... but people say.. "oh its really nice on the inside"... and you've never met the people who live there... but you're sure you wouldnt like them anyway.. b/c they are probably pricks... so you stay your distance. NOW I'm thinking about what kind of neighbors the other countries would be. Mexico would be the neighbor on the other side of you with a 17 year old son who's always into trouble. You know he's stollen your newspaper a couple times b/c in the afternoons your stomping the fire out of it only to find poop on your shoe... He always plays his damn music too loud and your afraid someday he's going to take your job and mary your daughter.
Columbia is that single 40 year old that whistles innappropriately at high school girls that jog by his house. He has a really nice car though and some bling... you've never seen the guy working... but apparently his job makes him alot of money. Chile is this really cute asian couple (why asian??...who fcking knows)... they are always doing things together... and even the manly man ... who will brake the necks of kittens and spits on children would see them and say... " oh... aren't they just adorable".... They also have free cable.
Cuba is probably the crappiest house on the block... and you ALWAYS see people moving out of it... but oddly enough... you never saw them move in. You hear the guy who leases the place is a total deuchbag.
Brazil is a normal family... the wife is always planting trees in the yard.
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