Attention Homeless People...

Originally Posted: October 10, 2008

Current mood:peaceful

Attention all homeless people... who happen to have computer/internet access and a myspace account... ... and are interested in my blogs

I would like to inform the... probably one or fewer of you in the world based on those odds... that every day there is a box, bag and/or small cooler of food outside my neighbors door around noon and just after 5pm. I don't know where it comes from but it is guaranteed to be there daily, and my guess is that it is Delicious.

Having said this, here is fair warning. I have reason to believe that the person or people that live in that apartment are vampires and probably will kill you. They have never been seen entering or leaving that apartment during the daytime... or any time for that matter, so I can only assume that one possibility. With that, You can also expect that the food I mentioned is probably just bloody organs or those hospital bags of blood from blood banks.

Let me start over. For any of you homeless vampires or werewolves that have the internet, a myspace account, live in Mobile and read my blogs... I have reason to believe there are containers of blood outside my neighbors apartment every day at noon and 5pm. Help yourself to it... b/c I'm tired of seeing the shit there.