Originally Posted: March 22, 2006
This is the current list of things I have posted on Facebook.com as my favorite quote(s):
New* Auburn trip 3/10-12/06
*Me: Billly .. I just had the wierdest dream involving me, natasha.. and a game called missle attack (Missile Attack, based on this dream, is where you hover over someone who is laying on the ground and you start spitting, and they move to catch the spit in their mouth before it hits the ground. Disturbing, I know)
*Billy: John... you sounded like death on the phone... or a demon
->John: yeah.. I stayed up after supper club and went around.... collecting souls.... Its a part time job.... theres this other guy that does it on weekdays.... and when I go out partying
->Billy: well I guess its a good thing you didn't get into soul kitchen that night.
->John: yeah... there was a massacre later that night
->billy: a soul massacre?
->me: that would be a great name for a metal band
*Me: I'm going to need to drop the kids off at the pool sometime soon
->John: your semen?!
Gavin: touch the boobs! (referring to the girls playing erotic photo hunt)
notable moments:
*Me putting my phone in my ice water at IHOP, then singing 'Nothin's gonna stop us now'
*The 3 way girl makeout in buffaloes
*the 3 asians dancing on each other at Supper Club
Auburn trip 2/4-6/06
Those terrorists are smart... they attack at the most intimate moments - John
It smells like hippies up here - Gina
Why do bad guys always tell the good guys their plans... if they didnt there is a 50% chance it would be successful - John
You went to Hoover?... Do you know susan... susan b anthony? - me
Sometimes a step back is a step forward -billy
its ass cold! - John
(billy pointing to a clown) hey john, your dad is here - billy
I'd make out with a milkshake - John
Adam is like my shotgun rival... or antichrist -John
A good preceeding comment would have been 'hey guys, look how bad my timing is' - billy
Don't EVER talk about my penis - billy
You call your mom ICE? Is she an american gladiator? - Me to Gina
Billy: Whats your confermation name?
John: Xavier.. John Thomas Xavier Geislinger
Adam: That sounds pretty cool
John: Yeah.. it sounds mean
Billy: Mean? What planet are you from?
John: It sounds Christian mean
Pirate Talk:
(this all came up while we were in the LC deciding what kind of pirates CSOers would be)
"Raf would be over in a corner protecting his booty.. and somehow he would have sunglasses and that cloth hat thing that cpt jack sparrow has"
"John would always be drunk... and he would have a monkey"... "you dont want to suffer his monkey wrath"
"Brendan would ALWAYS have a knife in his mouth and he would kill tons of people when he got pissed... and he would walk around like a crab... with like a beanie type hat on"
"Nnambdi would have died due to lack of 4 star service"..."his first kill would happen because someone fell on his sword... and he would complain about the blood on his old navy pants"..."and his pants would actually have belonged to an old naval captain...".."then Brendan would be like, 'nice kill sonny...' in this really gruff old man voice and then waddle off"
"Chad would probably die 3 months after we left from the first port due to some kind of flesh eating fungus/STD "
"Thomas would be the sketch pirate that when we went to port he just kind of disappeared and would always show up right before we left and all his money would be gone and he would never want to talk about what happened"
"Dan would be in the crows nest constantly... and he would not be allowed to say anything but '...umm.. yeah but...LAND HO' or 'SHIP to the portbard stow'.. but just b/c that would sound funny"
"David would be a good theif... or like the guy we use as a distraction for like pirate rescue missions... where he would dress up in ladies clothing and flirt with guards"
"Joey would have died almost immediately b/c he was a better leader than the captain, the captain didnt like that... and shot him"
"Sean would be in charge of maps... thats pretty much it"
"Tim would be .... boring"
"Adrien would be in charge of all the cannons... and would be completely obsessed with his job. He would always be telling people about his new weapons and would like sleep in the gun powder room. He would also have a patch over one eye, but the reason he lost it would be really embarassing like hi lost it in a game of penuckle (john: or nerf war ;adam: what the hell?!)"
"Nathan would be like a freakin ninja.. he would be the first one we send onto other ships... and he would like backflip a mile onto the ship and by the time we got there everyone would be dead and he would be sitting down smoking one of those really long stemmed pipes"
"JR would be the ships cook and would only talk in grunts and snorts (Raf: whats that? we're out of butter? Adam: and timmy's trapped in a well? Raf: and grandma's going to miss Christmas?)
Zach would be known most for his song and dance performances every night including songs such as 'masters going to sell me at market' and 'wade in the water' which would entertain everyone but Nnambdi who would mumble Nygerian curse words under his breathe."
(From Raf's submission) I can immagine being on the deck and saying something like "Thar she blows!" And then you would say something like "That's what he said" or "Yeah your mom." And then John would say, "Dammit I was gonna say that." Then Dirty would appear from some nook above the captains room and laugh as smoke billowed out of the hatch."
"Danny would be the ships mascot/guard dog and would bark at anyone who got too close to the ship when docked"
Bama party
"thanks Toby Keith" - Raf
"Nasty Hoe Faggots" - Wilson
"You know how to tell if your at a gay BarBQ?" - Wilson
"Kookachoo" - Wilson
"This is dead serious... I'm going to tell a ghost story" - Wilson
Everything else wilson said
Nashville
"Wiggle-bush.. he used to work for us.. he goes to auburn (repeat 5 times) - tim miles aka les miles aka miles davis aka issac bruce aka tim meddows
"get some shots.. they're on me" (repeat 8 times)
"your hot... I'm a lawyer" (repeat infinitely)
"ALaBAMa" - some other guy at hoity toity bar
LSU Weekend
"Get the hell out of my way or become another Katrina victim! - Painter while driving
"FCK Katrina.. you didn't have to survive daniel cobb" - Painter pregame
"80% of our fans don't even pretend to have graduated from college... 10% probably can't even speak english" - LSU fan
"Usually you would get your ass torn up down here.. I don't know why people are being so nice to you... some kind of post Katrina bullsh*t" - same fan
Birmingham Weekend
"All I know is.. your tab was 93 dollars and your tip looked like a dollar with a drawing of a dinasaur for your change... and you signed over customer copy" - Andrew R. to Billy S.
"My crotch is numb... WTF!" - John G.
"Technology changes... but time... time stays the same" - Raf
"Now I ain't saying she's a golddigger.. but she ain't messing with no Geislinger" - Billy
Drunk Wed. Comments
"(adam)hey chad.. am i drunk .. i tried to open my front door with my jeep key... (chad) g.u.... in the ass... that rhymes with do"
"SUCK IT... if I had a dick you would suck it!" - heather
in reply:"I would not!, we talked about this earlier" - chad
True story... chad got so drunk that he puked in a cup... then drank out of it... then gargled it. Thats probably the best part... but he also tried to throw the rest of the cup out the window.. but missed and poured it all over the inside of his car door.
From Toccoa:
"Umm... what did you bend over for" -Nathan to David
"Hey grandpa.. Blabadabla" - Zach
"Go back to Germanland!" - John
"African Amasian?" - Raf
CHANTED:"Don't take a dump!" outside restraunt bathroom at Oktoberfest
"come play with me" - Danny
"way to go you unsocial queefs" - John
"thank god for Heini-chasers" -myself
"Dude there's no way I could possibly do inifity pushups" - Bill S. Preston Esquire (B&T Bogus Journey)
"I was so high one time that I traded my car for 24 Chicken McNuggets" - Ali G
"Haha... God made you my bitch" - John G. to brother David
"When I was younger my parents thought I was dumb... well.. that I had a learning disability... and when my mom told me I was going to get tested, I started crying and I said.. "YOU THINK IM STUPID" and I probably said it really slow... ... point of the story is that... I forgot... but im not dumb" - Natasha
"That John Denver's full of shit"
"Fckin' Chuck Norris"
"Eat what you take, take what you eat... It's klingon rule... and klingon rule is law" - Matt W.
"I could have kept my pride... she would have been single... we'd have both been happy" - Billy
"hey... you wanna see my knunkle... uh... I mean.. wanna go out" - Heather M
"thats my stomach growling ... b/c you make me hungry... with desire" - Heather M
"Really?.. I can't believe it"
"Your mom goes to college"
"what do you bet i can throw a football over them mountains"
"121 JIGAWATTS!!"
"do you stand for good or for awesome?"
"sir... you've just been kicked in the nuts"
"disco disco disco" - my brother
"mmm... biscuits!" - richard f.
"its a legitimate strategy!" - Red vs Blue
"Now you know that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb"
"Why?....Cause I don't stack sh*t"
"WHAT THE F*CK SH*T!!"
"you throw that around like a fat kid throws pancakes" - taylor n.
"If it weren't for those spiders, I would have never had any pets" - raf
"Is that a baby in the oven??" - raf (#2)
"My nephew anferny hates when i call him anthony, about as much as I hate the fact that my sister named him anferny" - Tim Meadows (Mean Girls)
"Twister is one of the greatest movies ever!" - Drunk Gavin
"Transformers... dragons in disguise" - Raf's little brother
"How pumped would you be driving home from work
knowing some place in your house there was a monkey you're going to battle... thats awesome!" - Dane Cook
"So why dont you make like a tree... and get the fck outta here" -Boondock Saints
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