Tuesday, March 22, 2011

This is why... this is why... this is why I'm pessimistic.

Originally Posted: May 8, 2007

Does anyone in the rap industry even care anymore. Did they ever? I really don't listen to rap music that much and I will explain to you why... through lyrics.
"I'm hot cause I'm fly, you ain't cause you not... this is why.. this is why .. this is why I'm hot" now repeat that aloud until your ear canal collapses and brain ceases to function... which I expect will only take 3 to 4 minutes.
To be honest... I have never heard of such a well thought out explanation of why a person believes himself to be more popular than other "musicians". I mean to be able to open the gangsta thesaurus and find 2 words for "good" must have been a real strain on his artistic mind. Thank God though he chose to do so! I can not imagine life without such a lyrical masterpiece.

SECONDLY,
I was heading home from the theater last night after watching an above average, but by no means spectacular, Spiderman 3 and before I got home I turned to Sports Radio 105.5FM, which features ESPN radio most of the time. Before I got out of the car they were talking about Barry Bonds getting to some record that I don't care about and how he compares to other players; one being Hank Aaron. I turn the car off and go inside. I watch a movie and a show on history channel about Mayan pre-current civilizations (which was extremely interesting by the way) before my brother called me to come pick him up from a friend's house. Three hours out of the car and when I turn on the radio... they are still talking about Barry Bonds. 3 HOURS!!! Seriously. These are grown men next to yelling at each other over baseball statistics! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!! That may have deeply cut some of my friends, but the fact remains. Baseball is a game. 

"but its America's past time.. its the sport of this country". 
Well thank you for backing my arguement. It's a sport, a past-time, a game...  a game that CHILDREN PLAY... IN THE STREETS!!! Its not nuclear warfare, so who gives 2 flying monkey turds if Barry Bonds is jacked up on cocaine and muscle relaxers after juicing up and hits 3 homeruns tomorrow with his wang. I certainly dont and I can't see why anyone else does. It's really not worth me typing about right now... but certainly not worth yelling about for 3 hours on the radio.
If you were offended by what I just said... get a new hobby... or a girlfriend (who IS attractive)

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